In honor of Russell Tovey's birthday today we will toss him into a heap with two of the internet's favorite homosexuals and force them to wrestle it out for our enjoyment. Our gay gladiators! He and Andrew Scott and Sexiest Man Alive Jonathan Bailey were all photographed at... oh I don't care, some party this week. I can't be bothered to look up what it was. But it seems the right moment to "Do Dump or Marry" the three of them. Do do that in the comments and also wish a Happy birthday to Mr. Tovey! From you and from me and more importantly (like way more importantly) from these two:
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This ranking will change at a moments notice bc I have been in love with one or both of these men.
Do-Bailey
Dump Scott
Marry Tovey
Do Tovey and Jonny at the same time, Marry Andrew, Dump myself off a cliff
Do Scott
Dump Tovey
Marry Bailey
Do Jonny, then do Andrew, then do Russell.
Shower and repeat. Shower and repeat. Shower . . .
Do Jonny, Dump Andy (sorry, Moriarty scares me), Marry Russell (cuddles forever)
Do Russ (and do and do and do…)
Dump Andy (sorry, my short king)
Marry Jonny (we’re already married, but whatever)
Do Jonathan.
Dump Andrew. Apologies a thousandfold.
Marry Russell.
Do J. Marry A. Dump R.
Do Andrew (that would be a totally fun ride)
Dump Tovey (sorry B-day boy)
Marry Russell (I'd be waiting for Daddy to come home every day).
Of course, all this is based on who I think would be more apt to top. It sure ain't gonna be me.
And what about Jonny?
Impossible to Dump any of these. Two Marry and one Do.
Do Andrew
Marry Johnny
Dump Russel
do do do
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