Friday, October 31, 2025

Good Morning, Lukas Gage


I haven't been paying much attention to the whole press onslaught that The White Lotus and Smile 2 actor Lukas Gage has been, you know, onslaughting, due to his recently dropped memoir because... I don't know why I am supposed to know or care about that. I have nothing against him! I've liked him when I've seen him in things on-screen and we are contractually obligated to love any hot young actor who is an out homosexual. He also had Murray Bartlett's face up his butt once (that we know of) so he's royalty, practically. But a memoir? In this eocnomy? All that said he wore a jockstrap in his new photoshoot for Paper magazine ...

... and I don't care how much of a stereotype this makes me -- it will always work on me. I can't help it! I saw Rob Lowe in Youngblood at an extremely formative moment y'all! Anyway have any of you read the book? I would love to hear your thoughts if so. What a time to be alive. Anyway just like the last time I posted a Lukas Gage photoshoot this is a photoshoot geared at my preppy jock fetish sweet-spot so I'm putty in his paws. Hit the jump for the rest...








6 comments:

bdog said...

He's grown on me. Speaking of jocks, Michael Ontkean in Slap Shot did it for me. That scene is forever burned in my brain.

Clay Poupart said...

He's lovely but I can't bring myself to care about his misery memoir etc.

Jim said...
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Anonymous said...

He’s too young to have a memoir. He needs to spend more time living and less time thirsting

Anonymous said...

It’s cruel you mention Rob Lowe when posting all these pics of this guy. Now I’m just thinking about Rob Lowe.

Jason Adams said...

I linked to a Rob Lowe picture just in case!