Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Bad Taste (1987)

Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized 

to use violence when protecting the planet.

Barry: And the moon.

Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

A very happy 64th birthday to Peter Jackson today -- coincidentally I just saw Bad Taste for the very first time two nights ago. And it is, true to its title, in very bad taste. Fun though, if seriously rough around the edges. Not sure why I hadn't seen this one before -- I've seen Dead Alive approximately five thousand times at this point. Anyway supposedly Jackson has been off re-working his early films for 4K re-release for the past few years (if you've been wondering wtf he's been up to yeah, join the club) but the clock is ticking, Petey! And as desperate as we all are to see the exploding felt pustules of the Feebles in high-res I think what we really need is a proper copy of Heavenly Creatures at this point. Here's to hoping that 2026 is the year this finally happens.