Aldis Sure Ain't Gonna Show You His Dick

I didn't even really like the Road House remake in the first place -- although it has shown itself to be fun to re-watch pieces of while doing something else in the time since it was released, and really isn't that how these streaming movies are intended to be consumed? -- but that was never going to keep me from documenting every tidbit of the sequel to the remake since Jake will be coming back. And now, NOW, they have gone and cast sexy-ass Aldis Hodge opposite him. I mean good lord! How much hotness can one small screen hold? I guess we're about to find out. Hopefully Aldis shares Billy Magnusson's predilection for black speedos from the first film? Is that too much to ask? No idea if Aldis will be the villain or maybe he'll be the Sam Elliott type from the original movie -- one of Jake's old UFC buddies who comes to help him kick ass. (In black speedos? Stay tuned.) Anyway I think I forgot to report that Guy Ritchie had to drop out of directing this, and now Ilya Naishuller the guy who made the wild first-person action flick Hardcore Henry from 2015, as well as that Nobody movie with Bob Odenkirk (never saw it), is taking over. And no offense to Mr. Naishuller but this sounds far far less gay than whatever Guy Ritchie would've come up -- sigh!