Trap Her, Keeper

The teaser trailer for the new movie from The Monkey and Longlegs director Osgood Perkins is here -- the movie is called Keeper and it stars Tatiana Maslany and Rossif Sutherland (yes, of The Sutherland Acting Family) as a couple in a cabin in the woods... I don't know, maybe they just have a nice time? They sit around reading books, enjoying their beautiful cabin in the woods, the end. Haha of course not. Cabins gets such a bad rap y'all! I have had many fine times at cabins and never been murdered or had a fit of existential torment. Existential smores, maybe. But no torment. Oh well! Hollyweird strikes again! Here's the teaser:

Keeper is out on November 14th. I'm not fully Team Perkins yet -- I mean he seems neat as a human being. I didn't love Longlegs though, but I did enjoy The Monkey a lot. So we'll have to see where this one falls. I love that he's churning these things out so rapidfire though -- we love a prolific filmmaker! Don't dilly dally around. Get 'er done!