Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... quenching my thirst with Jamie Dornan.

Is this the first time there have been visible pubes in a Coke commerical? You'd think they'd want to avoid triggering memories of a certain Supreme Court Justice -- and I apologize to all for bringing that up in the middle of what should be a celebratory moment -- I just couldn't help but wonder. I even went back to watch (and watched two or three more times just to make sure) the infamous Lucky Vanous Coke commercial from back in the day but Lucky was so hairy it was difficult to tell where actual pubes began. What even are these sentences I'm writing? Point being, Jamie Dornan is the new Coke spokesperson! Not meaning that he's the spokesperson for the much-derided "New Coke" -- JFC all of the references I'm making right now are so ancient. What is it, 1991 in here? (I fucking wish.) I just mean he's Coke's new spokesperson. You get it. Jamie Dornan is hot, he's funny, he's half-naked, he's perfect. That's all. Here's the commercial:

And I made several more gifs and they're after the jump...