Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Chuck & Buck (2000)

Buck: We could play that game where I stick my dick 

in your mouth, and you stick your dick 

in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!

A happy 25 to Mike White's original masterpiece!

I've been worshipping this weirdo king every day since. 

I should start the campaign to get this movie

a Criterion release now that Gregg Araki's trilogy happened.

Can you believe it's only on an out-of-print DVD? WTF.