Thursday, May 22, 2025

These Three Kings


What the world needs now is love, sweet love, especially when "love" means "Pedro Pascal grinding up against Chris Evans' backside." And it does mean that this time! And if that's possible, anything is. Listen -- it's been a dark day in the real world, and even besides that I've been busy with off-blog stuff so I haven't been here to remedy some of that in my own horny miniscule way. and now I am abandoning you all until Tuesday. Tuesday! It's a holiday yo, and I also am human and need to boot down for a bit. So I leave you with that beautiful image of bisexual throuplery (a promo for their upcoming movie Materialists from Past Lives director Celine Song; I'll share the trailer below) in hopes it'll gift you with some slight reprieve and maybe a smile. Try to stay sane for a few more days. You can do it. Peace and love and hot men grinding on each other to one and all...

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have Pedro Fatigue, plus he is a bad actor with no range.
Dakota Johnson is also a horrible actress plus she's a NepoBaby.
Chris Evans Is Hot but equally bad actor with no range.

I'll pass on this movie bye.

bdog said...

I hear that Pedro fatigue

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of Pedro too!! 🤢🤮

Anonymous said...

Love Pedro and definitely want to see Chris in anything remotely better than 'Red One', but I CANNOT with Dakota lmao. I might have to skip this one.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere Barbara Stanwyck is laughing.

Anonymous said...

Hard pass

Anonymous said...

If I see a movie with Pedro Pascal or Dakota Johnson, I immediately put it on the I WILL NEVER WATCH LIST. 🤭

Henrique said...

Chris Evans is in this so... i'm all in.

Anonymous said...

It's a no for me too, I don't like Pedro at all, I find him very overrated and BIG yikes for his stands treating a 50 year old man like a “smol bean”.
And the other two...Meh !

Anonymous said...

Insipid

Anonymous said...

Pedro's fatigue is so real!!! I have no intention of watching it.
His fans are very Delulu.

udryx said...

I love how Jason's post is so positive and then all these negative ass losers brought their haterade to the comments lol Find joy

Anonymous said...

But... I mean, it's true that those three are very mediocre actors.

Valid points, no lies detected.

Anonymous said...

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...