Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

The Loveless (1981)

Vance: I'm a regular Joe. I've got an itch 

between my legs and an afternoon for a heart.

What a line. I gotta use that one. There is a small collection of Kathryn Bigelow movies on the Criterion Channel right now and although I haven't done so yet I just keep wanting to re-watch her first film the homoerotic biker flick The Loveless every single night when I get home this week. And why wouldn't I? A classic. Any fans?