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Saltburn (2023)

Poor Dear Pamela: We met in rehab so... 

He was just so lovely at first, and then... 

all his business partners started sort of 

falling out of windows. You know. 

Oliver: Right. Lucky escape.

Poor Dear Pamela: I suppose so. But he spoke 

Russian all the time and it just sounded so romantic. 

And I don’t know the Russian word for “whore” so 

I sort of thought it sounded like lovely poetry.

Oliver: Yeah.

Poor Dear Pamela: Daddy always said 

that I'd end up at the bottom of the Thames.

A very happy birthday to our dear Carey Mulligan!