Good Morning, World

You know -- I have mixed feelings about Presumed Innocent, Jake Gyllenhaal's ongoing Apple+ series about a lawyer who might have murdered his mistress... or I did have mixed feelings, anyway. Then they showed Jake's butt on this week's episode and all has just... vanished? I don't mean just my critical thoughts. I mean all of my thoughts. I don't know what's going on or where I am. Jake could murder me right now and I wouldn't even notice. Total vegetable town over here. Just drool and widening eyes. Now that's entertainment! Five stars, no regrets! (In all seriousness I am an episode behind so don't spoil anything for me. I just had to share these gifs before the week was through, for obvious reasons.)