Monday, July 15, 2024

Do Dump or Marry: Boys Being Boys


This photo of actors Kit Connor, Charles Melton and Noah Centineo appeared over the weekend (click to embiggen) and it seems to me like a nice opportunity for us to play a quick round of "Do Dump or Marry" with it! So let us do that now. 

Tell me in the comments which actor you'd spend a single torrid night with (Do), toss in the trash like so much trash (Dump), or wed in official matrimony forever and ever (Marry). 
 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kit Connor looks 15

potsie said...

Marry Melton, fuck Connor, Dump Noah

RSL said...

marry kit, do kit, dump no one

Anonymous said...

Another vote for

Do Kit
Dump Noah
Marry Charles

Anonymous said...

Same
Do Kit
Dump Noah
Marry Charles

Daddy Bri said...

Same lol

Do Kit
Dump Noah
Marry Charles

Critifur said...

What RLS said... I only have eyes for Kit.

Shawny said...

Have the three of them taking turns pounding me and then hoping Charles proposes...

Spideu137 said...

Marry Kit (those Heartstopper eyes do it for me).

Do Melton (as Portman said, that's what adults do).

Dump Noah (all the girls may love him, but he does nothing for me).

jack said...

do noah, marry noah, dump kit. ...sorry charles.

Anonymous said...

Do Noah, Marry Kit, Dump Charlie

squeezit said...

Do Charles, dump Kit (ick - he's what, 14?), but marry Noah immediately. I don't understand all the hate for him; he's perfectly sexy and charming and funny in The Recruit .

squeezit said...

...like a younger brother of Bobby Cannavale

billybil said...

Marry Kit, of course. Do Noah. Dump Charlies.

dre said...

Dump Kit, Do Shelton, Marry Noah