Tuesday, June 18, 2024

You Can Put Your Beast Within Me, Kit Harington


When was the last time we had a good werewolf movie? My brain isn't coming up with any proper examples. Oh I guess I did kinda love Werewolves Within, but that's really more of a comedy -- I mean one that's properly terrifying. Well I don't know if The Beast Within, the new one starring Jon Snow himself Kit Harington and out on July 26th, will be that one. But... well I do know that Kit looks hella fucking hot in the trailer, and...

... the sight of him naked wearing a dog collar is enough to get me to watch your damn movie. So give the person who made this trailer a raise! The movie -- which was previously titled What Remains of Us but is now confusingly named the same as that silly 1982 werewolf movie even though they appear to have nothing else in common -- is about a little girl realizing her father might have an undisclosed body hair issue, which she obviously finds confusing because his body is normally so perfectly waxed. Still...

... who can blame her for spying? Or any of us for that matter? And seeing as how I consider David Naughton's transformation scene in An American Werewolf in London to be one of the single most erotic scenes in the history of cinema (don't look at me like that!) I plan on spying a lot. Here is the wisely exploitative trailer:


The Beast Within is only in theaters on July 26th -- if you'd like to 
see some more photos and gifs in the meanwhile, hit the jump...










4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I liked The Wolf of Snow Hollow with Jim Cummings. Would that count?

Jason Adams said...

YES! That was a good one. Good work

Pablo Lara H said...

Eight for Silver (2022)
Mostly because of Boyd Holbrook. ;)

https://youtu.be/7PaWcKPvKdY?si=6AolJCM9pbEjD0AW

ferretrick said...

I don't know about good, and not a movie, but we had the show Teen Wolf which was it's own kind of special.

Also, as I read this right before I need to go get ready for another day at my office job from hell, I'm trying to fathom that someone got paid to put an iron collar and chain on Kit Harrington. Fuck my life.