Thursday, April 18, 2024

Good Morning, World


I feel just like you, Beau Mirchoff -- throwing up, check, chafed nipples, check. Just without the "running a marathon" part. What I did instead, where I have been for the past few days, has been barfing up my intestines twice -- once for large intestines, once for small intestines, duhh -- due to some bad bad real bad food poisoning I got myself on Monday. We're talking the full Linda Blair Pea Soup Experience -- my head spun around and at one point I'm pretty sure I found a crucifix in a place a crucifix shouldn't go. Especially since I don't own a crucifix. Whose damn crucifix was that anyway?? Well anyway I'm back now. I feel sort of better. I can't promise crucifixes won't come falling out of places, but who can really?

2 comments:

joel65913 said...

Sorry to hear you got hit so hard! Food poisoning can really take it out of ya. Glad to hear the worst has passed.

Shawny said...

Last time I had food poisoning was from Panda Express.
I had Panda coming out of both ends at the same time. Sorry you had to go through that. But it is amazing how our bodies reject what our lips accepted.