Friday, April 12, 2024

Good Morning, Gratuitous Zach Tinker


You can thank Playgirl magazine for this post -- not because Days of Our Lives actor Zach Tinker is featured in the latest issue, which is devoted to Days of Our Lives actors -- but because he isn't. I think he's not on the show anymore? That would probably explain why he isn't featured in it. I wouldn't know since I haven't watched a soap opera since they canceled Passions (you bastards)... well unless you count the hour I spent watching Days of Our Lives this past weekend when I was at my grandmother's house in upstate New York waiting for the eclipse to happen. Weird coincidence! 

Anyway you can probably tell I'm spinning my wheels because I don't really have anything to say about Mr. Tinker since I have never seen him in anything,  He was brought to my attention for his not being in Playgirl -- specfiically because he's way hotter than any of the guys that did end up in the magazine. And I have to agree. Whole-heartedly. (I am slightly infatuated.) So consider this post your Zach Tinker issue of Playgirl. I recommend following him on Instagram by the way, where he gleefully offered up much of the content that follows himself. Now hit the jump for your quite extensive gallery of Tinker-centric hotness...




























































































7 comments:

Natty Soltesz said...

💀

bdog said...

I've never seen him before, yet somehow, now, he is all I can see.

Anonymous said...

^^^This.

John said...

damn...

Anonymous said...

And yes, Mary Tyler Moore was married to his grandfather.

Ryan T. said...

Uh... hi, new obsession.

Anonymous said...

My. If he were twice as amusing or hot as he thinks he is, he'd still be utterly unappealing.