Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Death on the Nile (1978)

Mrs. Van Schuyler: Keep a civil tongue in your 

head, Bowers, or you'll be out of a job.

Miss Bowers: What do I care? This town is filled with 

rich old widows willing to pay for a little groveling 

and a body massage. You go ahead and fire me.

A "body massage" wink wink. I've always found Death on the Nile to be a bit of a snooze (except for hot-ass Simon MacCorkindale of course) but man alive does having a movie with Bette Davis & Maggie Smith play lesbian-coded rule. Mggie in that tux! Anyway a happy birthday to Bette today! The queen was gifted to us 116 years ago. Bow down!