Thursday, March 21, 2024

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... poking Jake in the... abss. (via)

Happy Road House Day! Jake's remake of the Swayze classic is on Amazon Prime right now, so what are you doing here -- go take off your pants and go watch the damn thing! I'm trying to decide if I feel like writing a review -- I should, I know I should, but nobody's paying me for one and I do actually have a review to finish before tomorrow, so... I'll share some brief thoughts at some point. Maybe in a bit. Just not right this second. 

And yes my... lack on incentive... on this front is probably speaking plenty, but I'm shutting up for now. Words mean nothing, not when there are abs to be had. And abs a'plenty. I made all the abs-y gifs out of that video up top that you can imagine, so hit the jump...




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody has to say it/ask:

What if all this was with his natural body hair? And also, why wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

Jake has gotten too weirdly muscular. His body in Jarhead was perfect, and unshaven, too.

Jake said...

Enough already!'the film is going to be a flop and Conor McGregor is a worthless, steroid abusing, white powder sniffing p.o.s.