Now that Road House has been on Amazon Prime for a full 24-ish hours how many of you have watched it? Anybody? I honestly wouldn't blame anybody for saving it for this weekend -- it's a weekend movie. Not a Thursday afternoon movie. Although I guess I shouldn't try to put barriers on your lives -- who knows how you live? Live free! Watch Road House on a Thursday afternoon -- kumbayah, motherfuckers. Anyway as seen above Jake in his blakck underwear is New Road House's version of the original's bare-assed Patrick Swayze scene, so adjust your expectations for whenever you watch it. The movie certainly doesn't skimp on Jake Flesh -- he spends maybe three-quarters of it with if not his shirt entirely off his shirt unbuttoned the entire way. But no ass from him (Conor McGregor on the other hand). At least Billy Magnussen rocks a speedo though, as seen below. Anyway that's the nudity report for the movie -- stay tuned to see if I find the weherweithal to write an actual review today. Off we go...
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— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 22, 2024
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This was awful! I kept saying to myself "this is so bad." Maybe if Jake didn't shave his chest it would have been more tolerable. Bad dialogue, bad performances, bad fights, bad CGI.
BAD! BAD! BAD!
It's really bad. I watched half.
The CGI is really weird and noticeable.
It was very disappointing. Stupid characters doing foolish things that made little cohesive sense and I'm with the others about the CGI. It was so noticeably fake.
Jake and Billy (awful! haircut!) brought the skin but even that wasn't enough to make it worth sitting through.
I doubt i'd ever watch it unless forced.
Where is wardrobe---
I want the same undies but in white---
I wish to ascertain what I am getting into---
And no, I am not a size queen---
PS-I have already addressed the shaved chest---
The worst movie I've watched so far this year! If not for Jake, I would have stopped at 15-20 min after it started. Yes the CGI was horrid.
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