Wednesday, November 08, 2023

Do Dump or Marry: 3 Wrestling Bros


This was a pretty obvious post for me to do two days ago when the photoshoot of The Iron Claw stars Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson dropped in EW -- the fact that I didn't do it then I am blaming on Jeremy Allen White's abs. I was distracted. (See the entire photo-shoot here.) The Iron Claw, which was directed by the great Sean Durkin of Martha Marcy May Marlene fame, tells the infamous true-life story of the Von Erich pro-wrestling family -- I posted the trailer right here; it's out on December 22nd. All that said I suppose that leaves the obvious I missed two days ago -- with  Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson standing in front of you which one would you throw against the ropes for a single spectacular night of passion (do), which would you toss out of the ring altogether (dump), and which would you slap a big belt on and strap yourself to forever (marry)? Answer in the comments!


17 comments:

Jennifer said...

Do Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris. Easy.

Anonymous said...

Do Do Do

Bucky said...

I agree with Jennifer.

Do Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris.

shawnp said...

Do Jeremy. What was the rest of the question?

Anonymous said...

Do Zac (once will have to suffice), Dump Harris (sorry, twunk), Marry Jeremy (long-term Do)

Anonymous said...

Sorry but these were miscast. Efron has a good build, obviously, and White has built up, but they are simply too small. The Von Erichs were 6’2 and 6’4, and big—I.e. not lanky like a swimmer. The only shorter brother who was in the 5’8” range was too fragile to make it in pro wrestling (his asthma medication made his bones title).

That aside, I would definitely do Zac.

Anonymous said...

So Jeremy, Dump Zac, Marry Harris. Easy.

Anonymous said...

*Do

Anonymous said...

Do HD dump ZE Mary JAW

What do you think of Dempsey as this year’s sexiest?

Rick Schoen said...

Do: Jeremy
Dump: Harris
Marry: Zac

DP said...

Zac Efron!

dkm said...

Do: Zac
Marry: Harris
Dump: Jeremy

Rob said...

I don't know that I'd want to marry any of them, but definitely do Jeremy and Harris and dump Zac, who's starting to look like he's generated by AI.

Spiorad Saor said...

Do Harris, Dump Zefron, and Marry Jeremy.

Deepgloat said...

Zac needs to lay off the steroids. They’ve altered the shape of his face, and not in a good way.

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Anonymous said...

i would Do Harris, Marry Jeremy, and Dump Zac. Jeremy is too dreamy to not put a ring on him. probably do Harris a few times extra if Jeremy allows it and was never fond of Zac.