Wednesday, October 04, 2023

The Exorcist: Believer in 150 Words or Less


The Exorcist: Believer doesn't deserve the time out of my life it would take to write a proper review or the time it would take for you to read it. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I will say that we all need to go in financially on a fund that will pay someone to follow David Gordon Green around and smash every film-camera that he reaches for before he can touch it. That's humanity's only salvation! 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

his career trajectory is one of the most insane there is

Jason Adams said...

I was such a fan at first - George Washington and All the Real Girls are terrific. And his stoner comedies were great, at first. But he has NO aptitude with horror and needs to be stopped.

bdog said...

Balls. I was really looking forward to this.

MrRipley76 said...

I watched the original last night and realised that lightening in a bottle can't be captured ever again and the trailer which I skipped through reveals as usual in todays trailer world far too many specific beats in the film.

John said...

I'm guessing you didn't like it Jason. How could they top the original?