Friday, April 28, 2023

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

A happy 27 to Tony Revolori today! We have come to like this fella quite a bit over the past few years. But this is a weird coincidence, it being his birthday today, because I was just talking about him on Twitter last night. Specifically his role in the opening scenes of Scream VI -- and if you haven't seen Scream VI yet you should definitely look away, as this gets spoilery! Scream VI is out on streaming now I think so go watch it and come back.

Okay so his character and his roommate -- totally gay right? I have only seen the movie the one time at the press screening beforehand but I 1000% immediately read those characters as boyfriends, and was surprised when everyone I brought it up to afterward didn't see it at all that way. I asked the question in a thread on Twitter and have gotten answers split right down the middle. But I can't do a poll on Twitter anymore (thanks, Elon) so I will do a poll here!

1 comment:

bdog said...

Boy, was Scream 6 stupid. Decider put it best-'Knives work very well in these movies, except when they don't'. Nobody really dies, even though they're practically disembowled. Scream 7 will probably figure out a way to bring back Dewey. And those stupid fucking 'visions' of Billy Loomis. These last 2 movies are trash.