Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Hostel (2005)
Oli: I'm so happy I shaved my balls.

Happy 51 to Eli Roth today! I don't know why but I have really been wanting to re-watch the Hostel movies lately? Especially the second one. I'm one of those people who truly believe that Roth was satirizing his main characters in these movies -- that these movies are anti-Ugly-Americans -- but who knows how I'll feel watching them here almost, uhh, 20 years later. (Good fucking grief how has it been that long?) I'll also admit that I'm excited that his short film Thanksgiving is finally being turned into a feature. Speaking of -- is there anything more Aughts than Eli Roth in American Apparel briefs?

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