Stroke That Beard, Jake

Hey look it's a new photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Guy Ritchie's forthcoming film The Covenant (via). If you missed the trailer for this movie, which is out on April 21st, watch it here. And related to exactly nothing that I just said (because I really have very little to say about this movie) -- now that Alexander Skarsgard has fallen and gone and had himself a baby do we think Jake is next? I am thinking such thoughts, and they are depressing me. Stop making me think you're actually heterosexuals, hot dudes! It's too depressing. There's no reason for being straight anymore! Literally none. Heterosexuality is dead! Long live the gay flesh!