Friday, March 24, 2023

Good Morning, Jack Champion


I am making a new rule. If you're going to refer to Avatar and Scream 6 actor Jack Champion (seen here for Behind the Blinds magazine) you may only do so by using his full name, Jack Champion. I mean why go to the bother of being called Jack Champion -- Jack Champion!!! -- if you're not going to use Jack Champion at every given moment? And I really hope this is a rule that Jack Champion has instituted in his own life already. Jack Champion should speak only in the third person. When Jack Champion wants to go get a coffee, Jack Champion tells Jack Champion's significant other, "Jack Champion is going to get a coffee." When Jack Champion is going to bed, Jack Champion says, "Jack Champion is going to bed." None of this "I" shit. You're Jack Fucking Champion! (PS "Jack Fucking Champion" will also accepted.) Hit the jump for the rest of the Jack fuckin' Champion photos...













3 comments:

MTMSLG said...

Cute kid, but is that a mullet??

Anonymous said...

Jack Champion needs to lose the mullet

FieldMedic said...

And @Anonymous you need to lose the judgement on bodies that are not your own.