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Monster-in-Law (2005)

Viola: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!

Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!

I have never seen this movie but it's the great Wanda Sykes' 59th birthday today and the movie roles are pretty slim when it comes to Wanda unfortunately, so we roll with what we have. And what we have is so many, so so many, sassy friends. But seeing as how I know that Wanda is calling Michael Vartan a "fine piece of ass" here...

... I am prone to agree. Anyway if you love Wanda as much as I do then you'll be happy to hear she's got a new comedy special coming out soon! It'll be called I'm an Entertainer and it will be hitting Netflix on May 23rd. On stage is where she really gets to shine. Do we think she'll address the "Oscar Slap" situation? I think we might all be over that by then -- I think we were all over that by a week after the Oscars last year -- but I'm sure if Wanda does address it she'll drop some wisdom. Anyway to celebrate my favorite stand-up today here is the "Moment I Fell For" Wanda Sykes, from Chris Rock's old show...