Monday, February 06, 2023

Sweet Funny Jonathan Majors Valentine


What might end up being my last review out of Sundance this year -- my review for the Jonathan Majors-starring bodybuilder epic Magazine Dreams -- will be going up at Pajiba in a couple of hours. So really I should wait to post these new photos of Jonathan Majors in Ebony magazine until then. But... are you looking at these photos? You want me to sit on these photos? Okay probably not the finest word choice, as I will most definitely be sitting on these photos, in the literal sense, at some point...

... as I will be upholstering my entire home with them. Pillowcases, curtains, wallpaper. Maybe I will sew these photos into the linings of all of my garments like Daniel Day-Lewis sewed his little "secrets" into his dresses in Phantom Thread, so I will always have these photos pressed against me. That's really the only future I see for myself. And there are worst futures to imagine for one's self! This isn't like that playground scene in Terminator 2, for god's sake -- this is a future I can deal with. Hit the jump for all of the exquisitely sexy photos...






















1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Holy crap. Besides that poster of him in his bodybuilder briefs, this might be the hottest he's ever been.