Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Tristana (1970)

Don Zenón: And the Ten Commandments?

Don Lope: I respect all of them, except those to do with sex,

because I'm sure they were added to the truly divine ones

by Moses for political reasons that don't affect me.

The master Luis Buñuel was born on this day in the year 1900.