Tuesday, January 10, 2023

I For One Welcome Our New Kang Overlord


As far as Marvel movies go I have enjoyed all of the Ant-Man movies -- they've been nicely their own thing, not too dependent on the bulk of the rest of the MCU to appreciate. And yet I have continued to need to remind myself that I care about the next one all the same -- call it just general superhero malaise at this point. But the new trailer for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania reminded me -- dude shut the fuck up, this is the one where Jonathan Majors finally gets to blow the lid off of everything as Kang. Indeed the new trailer...

... is like 50% Kang! He's even the still they use to promote the trailer itself, as seen above! And I wouldn't have it any other way. My beloved is really and truly a Movie Star now, isn't he? Or at least he's really and truly about to be with this and the third Creed movie, anyway. Couldn't be happening to a more talented (and hotter) dude, I say! I mean you know you're a Movie Star when the Marvel movie finds an excuse...

... to rip the sleeves off of your super-villain costume. You can just hear the bros in Kevin Feige's office being like, "Dude... did you see that issue of Men's Health though?? Shredded!" I don't know about you but when I am working out it's Majors I have in my head now, not Chris Hemsworth anymore. Sorry, Thor! Time for the next gen! Aaaaanyway this movie is out on February 17th, so rip off your super-villain sleeves and get in line! Now for the rest of us I have made a dozen Jonathan Majors gifs -- basically a gif of every shot of him in the trailer! -- so hit the jump and let's look at him...










2 comments:

Carl said...

I haven't seen any of the Ant Man movies yet, but as long as I'm going to force myself to watch the bulk of the Marvel movies I'm glad that JM will be appearing. He brought a nice chaotic energy to the Loki series.

Frank said...

Jonathan Majors was great in Lovecraft country. But unlike you, I did not like the Ant-Man movies. And the greatest mystery of all, is how was he elected the Sexiest Man?!? Whose net, Chris Pratt the Staypuff actor of Hollywood?!?