I would use that photo here -- I am so predictable. Anyway that is of course the actor Ben Aldridge and that is the actor Ben Aldridge in the tearjerker Spoiler Alert, which is out in theaters today. There is as far as I recall one shot of him shirtless in the entire movie, a shot they use it in the trailer and a shot I am using here today to grab your slutty, slutty attentions to point you in the direction of my review of Spoiler Alert, which is up at Mashable today. This is my first review at Mashable, which I'm excited about! I hope I get to write more of them but for now you'll have to click over and read it and give it traffic so maybe that happens. That's the way the internet works, folks. I don't make the rules. I just manipulate them using beefcake.