Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Pusher (1996)

Tonny: I once ejaculated a girl in the face,

and she wanted me to piss it off.

Frank: Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You ejaculated a girl in the face,

and she wanted you to piss it off?

Tonny: Yeah.

Frank: [laughing] Pervert! That's fucking sick!

Tonny: It is not?

Frank: It's fucking sick, man. Who was she?

Tonny: Your mother.

Oh, do we love a good "your mama" joke. And

Nicolas Winding Refn's Pusher trilogy is full of them. 

A happy birthday to Mads Mikkelsen today! I love

that Hannibal Lecter's birthday's so close to Thanksgiving.