Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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Cruising (1980)

Loren: I hate cigarettes.

Stuart: Oh, really?

Loren: I think they're disgusting.

Stuart: Well I enjoy them.

Loren: All it is is anal regressive. If you want to quit

I suggest you try another form of childhood stroking.

Stuart: I don't want to quit.

Loren: I suggest you try an ostrich feather

along the small of your back, up your

spine up to the nape of your neck.

Stuart: Sounds addictive.

A happy 87th birthday to director William Friedkin today!