Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Good Morning, World

I am literally the world's least vegan person... while also being aware that we will probably all be resorting to cannibalism in twenty years. But hey if that's true then I'm gonna enjoy my pig meat while I can still enjoy my pig meat, dammit. Mmmm pig meat. Anyway point being the above advertisement for Pretend Eggs starring Jake Gyllenhaal (via, thx Mac) is only posted for the Jake content, not for the Pretend Eggs -- I'm not trying to rip the bacon out of anybody's hands, believe me. Anyway I look forward to our cannibal future -- I think I will make a good one. [Insert Armie joke here.]

1 comment:

Shawny said...

I like the narrator's performance.