A happy 35 to Evan Peters today! Sure he might be a serious award-winning actor in HBO prestige productions now, but we'll never forget the time he had blue hair and jerked off for Billy Eichner in American Horror Story. There are actually a lot -- A LOT -- of things that Evan Peters did on American Horror Story that we will never, not ever, forget. (I recommend digging back through our Evan Peters archives and you'll see most of them.) Anyway people always say that the "Cult" season of AHS was a real nadir but it gave us these gifs, so, I rest my case, your honor.