Monday, November 29, 2021

Back It Up, Channing Tatum


The "it" I speak of is the dump-truck (ass) full of cash to Channing and Steven Soderbergh's houses, because the duo have just announced a third Magic Mike movie! To be titled Magic Mike's Last Dance, Tatum posted a photo of the script cover on his Twitter (see down below) this morning, and I have to admit I'm not super surprised? Happy yes, obviously, but not surprised given how ripped Channing's been seen getting lately -- see here for an example. His abs were like a flare shot into the sky -- I sensed this coming! Anyway there's not a lot of info, besides Soderbergh (no doubt with tongue firmly in cheek) saying, "Mike Lane’s dream of connecting people through dance must be realized," so stay tuned. I can't imagine that we won't see some familiar faces (and you know what comes down below those faces) showing back up for the third round. Personally I'm really hoping they bring Alex Pettyfer back -- I know he was an asshole, but... he put the "ass" in "asshole." He really did.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hated these movies. It was like mommy porn, hearing straight women of a certain age drooling over it, but then in the same breath disgusted by other peoples kinks was infuriating. It was perfect for them, no dick shots or any x rated stuff so they can allow themselves to feel hot without any guilt.

Mark said...

Anonymous can eat shit and die.

Kem said...

That’s harsh. I see Anon point. It’s like one time I was watching The View and they were appalled and disgusted by porn but loved 50 Shades of Grey, because that’s fine classy WTF. And yeah Magic Mike movies kinda sucked, show me wang or get off the stage.

Mark said...

Kem is a dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

Horrible movies. Not sexy at all.

Shawny said...

I totally agree with the above points and recognized the problems with the films as I was kind of enjoying them at the same time. The one thing they do is switch the objectification narrative and place it in men. So they are not completely wrongheaded.