Friday, September 10, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

You're Next (2011)

Zee: You never want to do 
anything interesting any more.
Felix: I don't think that's a fair criticism.
Zee: Fuck me next to your dead mom then.
A happy 10 to this horror classic! Who could have guessed that in less than a decade its director would be choreographing a city-stomping CG skirmish between giant apes and lizards? What a wacky world. I wish he would have brought some of his You're Next cast along to face down Kong & Zilla -- we should've had Barbara Crampton or Ti West swinging on some jungle vines dammit. 


Anonymous said...

Definitely wish Barbara Crampton was getting more good and/or higher profile roles.

bdog said...

It's on Hulu right now, it's on my rewatch list.

Anonymous said...

RIP Nicholas Tucci

Jason Adams said...

Oh man I forgot that he passed away, Anon! That sucks, he had such great presence, he should've been in tons of things, what a loss