Smells Like Jake

I literally almost sent out an irritable tweet just yesterday whinging where has my baby Jake been, when lo what should appear but a brand new photo of him modeling for Prada of all places. Prada Frangrances actually, as he lets on in his Insta-stories where I first saw the image -- he says there that he's "been working on a project" with them and we should "stay tuned." Oh I will, Jake! I will. But if it's not your actual literal sweat bottled and sold at Macy's counters everywhere I will feel cheated, know that.