Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... the cream cheese to Jake Gyllenhaal's Everything.

I dare you to google "bagel jokes" -- it's a real dire situation out there. I figured there'd be a good dirty one about a bagel hole that I could plug into this situation but I had to give up after the tenth joke about pilots eating plain bagels, it was giving me hives. Anyway as you can see here via his Insta Jake is modeling the latest in bread finery with a "LOX" hoodie that benefits Russ & Daughters bakery here in NYC as well as The Actors Fund -- you can buy one here, although I doubt it's the same one he spread his white stuff across. No? Listen I tried. 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He’s wearing Kermit shoes! Adorable.

Shawny said...

Froggy lox and the three bagels? Yeah, that was dumb. Sorry.
Btw, is he ever gonna come out?

bdog said...

I like him as an actor, but he's never done it for me otherwise