Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... chilling with Noah Centineo and friend.

Or should I say "Netflix and Chilling" like all the hep cats do, since Noah's new Netflix movie To All the Boys: Always and Forever, aka the third part of his teen rom-com trilogy opposite actress Lana Condor, is out today? (I should not say that.) Here's where I admit (to the surprise of nobody and no one) that I haven't seen a single one of these films -- I thought I might way back when the first one came out because I got a good look at Noah and was like, "Hey Noah," but then I realized these movies are decidedly not made for me and I am fine with that. Let other people have their things -- I can keep up with Noah just fine via social media and sexy shirtless photoshoots and the like. Have you watched the trilogy? Have you thoughts upon it? That's what the comments are for! And below is the trailer for the new movie, in case anyone needs such a thing. We got it all, baby!