Friday, December 04, 2020

Good Morning, World


Listen. I know these photos of Orlando Bloom wearing a mask and short-shorts coming out of a supermarket are approximately three-billion internet-light-years old. (Yes, that equals a week.) But they hit when I was on my holiday break last week so I never got around to posting them! And I should post them. This website needs to have them. So since I have nothing more pressing to post this morning, we fill in this Orlando Bloom shaped hole. You're welcome. Hit the jump for like thirty plus photos... 




















7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dig the In N Out Burger socks.

Anonymous said...

Noooo, Jason, not you too! It's one thing for straight people to think these are "short shorts" but we gays should know better. These are just...shorts. They might seem super short in comparison to those ridiculous baggy shorts past the knees men wore for years but these really are just regular shorts. Short shorts have an inseam that barely goes past the crotch.

If people think these are short shorts then they'll assume men's shorts can't get any shorter but they can! Let's hope some are brave enough to prove it.

Yes, apparently these are the things I think are important.

Also, when did he get so thick? Those thighs and that ass...oof.

Jason Adams said...

I just like saying "short shorts," Anon. It sings in my head and makes me happy. And they are short enough to make me happy and that is enough!

The Bad-Ass Penguin said...

I don't know if he's quarantine-thick or thickening for a role-thick, but I appreciate it.

Shawny said...

I wonder if the Bible reference on the In-n-Out cups is on those socks...

dre said...

Oh, shit. I would DEVOUR him.

Anonymous said...

Fair enough! "Short shorts" is fun so I won't yuck your yum. :)