A Kiss Can Be Even Deadlier...

Around 1pm this afternoon my brain took a long hard look at me sitting here at my desk, said, "Fuck you, sucker," packed its bags and skedaddled. Oh well! I figured today would be a wash -- last day before a break usually is. And here's where I usually say, Ohh sure there's a chance I might pop in... and then I never do it. So I'm just gonna set aside the bullshit this one time, we've had enough in 2020 -- real talk, MNPP's gonna be in mothballs until January 3rd when I'm back and better than whatever! 

But that doesn't mean there's nothing to read. I'll no doubt be tweeting for one (god forbid I break that disgusting habit), and for another there are 15 full years of rambling content just sitting there in our archives. You can choose from many a topic over there on the site's right-hand column, ranging from posts about Jake Gyllenhaal's chest hair to posts about Jake Gyllenhaal's butt, and everything in between. 

Oh and while you're over there in the right-hand column I'll remind y'all that we've got a "Donate" button perched there too -- I thankfully don't have to survive off of this website (oh my god I'd be so dead) but tips always feel like lil' nods of encouragement (I'm capitalist that way) and are deeply appreciated every damn time. As are nice comments! You can leave some of them here too. I'd love most especially to hear what you're watching over the holidays. For my part I wish every single one of you the happiest of late Decembers -- please stay safe, wear a mask, watch a good movie, and have an orgasm or two. Doesn't even have to be in that order. Bye til the 3rd...