Today's the birthday of one full fifty percent of The Chrises -- Chris the Hemsworth is turning 37 while Chris the Messina is nine years uppers, at 46. Anyway normally I only ask "Who Wore It Best?" when people wear the same piece of clothing but Chris Hemsworth, for all his Aussie Beach Lifestyling, refuses to wear a speedo, so fuck him. He gets the disadvantage in my poll! That said Chris Messina only rocked his speedo for an episode of The Mindy Project, but rock it did he ever -- click here for that post, it's epic and delightful.