Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Robert Pattinson Eleven Times

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Serious apologies for the unexpected quietude today -- I got lost on a gallivant (I posted pics on my Insta though!) and then got caught up in real world work duties and hey whaddya know it's suddenly very nearly 5pm. I don't know how quarantine time works anymore!!! What is even happening anymore? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ugh I don't know. I'm as messy as Robert Pattinon's hair and as sloppy as his self-styling in his new GQ story. Oooh...

... didja catch that smooth transition? Yeah me neither. I'll keep looking. Anyway Rob talks about Batman and shit in the piece -- not actual shit (not this time) but the sugary corn-flake pasta dish he tries to make, exploding his rented apartment's microwave in the process and to the amusement of the GQ journalist, sure sounds like shit anyway. Read about it at that link and or don't, or just hit the jump for the photos, whatever...








3 comments:

MJL said...

I still struggle to get the appeal of RPatz -- I understand the talent, but not the physical appeal others seem to see in him. He's of a type that should push my buttons, but . . . . meh.

Anonymous said...

I always thought he was basic and dull but now watching his talent grow and picking better movies I’ve become more keen on him.

Anonymous said...

hahaha these are great I would trade this for real editorials and fewer selfies on insta. I get that (insta)its good promotion for them and occasionally we get some very sexy shots but mostly it just feels like a missed opportunity. We already know your face people show us whats intangible, id rather look at the inside of your fridge than another angle of your face (unless your face is oscar Isaac or maybe James McAvoy or a few other 20 exceptions) let me ponder what that blob in the corner of your room is, the type of flowers growing in your garden. Back to Patz he's clearly making fun of the whole GQ world but I did find the sparkle and the snakeskin shot hot TTTT