Quote of the Day

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I'm about to run out the door for another NYFF screening, but instead of leaving y'all high and dry all afternoon I will instead leave you, uhh... low and wet. Yeah, that. Last week Shia LaBeouf told a story about a night-time naked rasslin' match he had with his Lawless co-star Tom Hardy (thx Mac) and far be it from me not to do my part to make sure as many people visualize this moment as humanly possible. 

"We used to wrestle all the time and he was just a big f—ing person, especially then. He was getting ready for Bane.” LaBeouf goes on to describe how one time, after they saw each other outside, the actor with his girlfriend and Hardy with his trainer, Hardy snuck into his house to surprise attack him. “He runs into my room, and the girl I was with at the time was terrified. And she’s like ‘aah’ and she covered up and she ran into the kitchen and he picked me up, I didn’t have nothing on, so now I’m naked on his shoulder." As chaos ensues, LaBeouf says Hardy had him in “some weird twisty naked position, and as he was making an escape, “We wound up inching over to where the stairs were, and he fell down the stairs, and he wound up hurting his back.” Hardy went on to spread the rumor around town that LaBeouf knocked him out, but as LaBeouf tells it, “that wasn’t the case. We were having a cutie wrestling match.”

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