Today I'd rather be...
... telling Gus Kenworthy to
"Thrust it! Thrust it!"
If you don't get the Showgirls reference there you can clock out any time now -- anyway those there gifs are out of the just-dropped first full trailer for the new season of American Horror Story subtitled 1984, which will be dropping a bunch of Ryan Murphy's regulars and some new faces (not to mention buns of steel) into a Slasher setting and seeing what's left of them by the time the final credits roll. Watch:
AHS 1984 premieres on September 18th.