... you can learn from:
California Split (1974)
Charlie: If it takes a watermelon five minutes
to water how long does it take a sweetpea to pee?
As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap.
I can't pretend that I've ever been much of an Elliott Gould fan this morning here as we mark his 81st birthday today -- in my experience he's a straight people thing, although perhaps the Barbra connection mints him in some gay's minds, I don't know. I suppose speaking for all gay people when it comes to anything, much less Elliott Gould, is a fool's errand. I mean, he's at least got Jason Gould in his corner I suspect! Anyway my point is I've never really been much of an Elliott Gould person but then the below photograph came into my life just a couple of weeks ago and I gotta admit I been thinking thoughts!