Thursday, August 29, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Charlie: If it takes a watermelon five minutes
to water how long does it take a sweetpea to pee?
As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap.

I can't pretend that I've ever been much of an Elliott Gould fan this morning here as we mark his 81st birthday today -- in my experience he's a straight people thing, although perhaps the Barbra connection mints him in some gay's minds, I don't know. I suppose speaking for all gay people when it comes to anything, much less Elliott Gould, is a fool's errand. I mean, he's at least got Jason Gould in his corner I suspect! Anyway my point is I've never really been much of an Elliott Gould person but then the below photograph came into my life just a couple of weeks ago and I gotta admit I been thinking thoughts!


joel65913 said...

I like him as a performer and he seems like a decent guy from what I've read and in interviews. However as far as sexiness goes he's always seemed kind of lumpy and nebbishy. I've seen that pic before and its a good one probably the best one of him as far as allure goes.

Tony said...

When I was about 13, my mother took me to see "Harry and Walter Go to New York" at Radio City Music Hall. The viewing of this film awoke a profound attraction to handsome, furry, dark-haired men with thick mustaches. Of course afterward I could only talk about how fun the movie was, but inside were thoughts going on that I'm not sure now I'd ever had before, and a sense of who I was began taking shape. And it was quite some time before James Caan and Elliott Gould were no longer on my mind.