Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Royale, Hold the Cheese

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Two very, very important bits of James Bond news have hit in the past 24 hours! First off (and keep this quiet, it's a secret!) the movie appears to be secretly filming some stuff right now in Norway in order to take advantage of a frozen lake they need for a s big action scene, since, you know, things'll be unfreezing soon. Permanently probably? Given the impending climate apocalypse? Anyway I'm getting off-track -- funny how Our Probable Doom keeps needling its way back to the front of my brain these days. Next! The other terribly important bit of Bond News is that Daniel Craig has reportedly been working out TWELVE HOURS A DAY in preparation for this, his supposed final turn in the super-spy's speedo. How does one even go about working out for half the hours in any given day anyway? I am not even awake that much if I can help it. Then again, I will never look like this...


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sexiest Bond ever. The others were just middle aged men's fantasy version of themselves.

Sarah said...

But Jason, given early days of Daniel Craig, none of us knew he could look like that either! He was oddly attractive in Our Friends in the North, but he had that slightly skinny undernourished English Guy thing going, who knew then that he could buff up? I actually liked him better before - more quirk less handsome - but he is undoubtedly sexy. Wish I could be arsed to watch another Bond movie really.

Anonymous said...

As one of the ones ill-advised enough to see Lara Croft: Tomb Raider I knew he could be buff. Nobody works out 12 hours a day though. They must be including meal breaks, fight training and the various kinds of massage, cryotherapy and whatever else he's doing to stop his body disintegrating from the impact.