Is "longtime bachelor" George Clooney just straight up trolling all of us now that he's married to a woman or what? These are the first pictures from his Catch-22 miniseries for Hulu (yes based on Joseph Heller's classic novel) and this is some of the gayest shit I've seen since whenever Luke Evans last went to the beach, y'all.
Anyway the series stars a never-looked-better (aka more salivated on by his director) Christopher Abbott in the lead role of the ever artful dodger Yossarian, caught in the convoluted bureaucracies of the World War II machinery, opposite Kyle Chandler and Rafi Gavron (recently seen as the creepy hot music producer in A Star is Born) and a bunch of other pretty young things, along with Hugh Laurie & Clooney himself, no doubt making googly eyes...
The six-part series premieres in the spring of 2019 is all we know so far, but assuredly I'll keep track of this one, especially now that I know it's a spectacle of homoerotic uniform fetishism and such. Oh ya got me this time, George...
"The Crown is well acted but I hate it so much. Maybe it’s just because I think they’re all spoiled pieces of shit. I don’t know... I love Josh but I never made it to his season."
"Jason, PLEASE watch The Crown. I promise you... I can't believe someone like you has not even tried to tune in. Watch the first episode; better yet, the first two episodes."
"The Crown is well made, well acted, but I don’t buy the portrayal of that fucked up family. I watched some of the first season, and I just don’t believe a person like the queen is that relatable in reality. And I don’t feel it’s worth my time to try and empathize with them. Let’s force her to watch numerous episodes of stories of normal people and see how long she lasts."
--- Everybody's got an opinion on The Crown! Mine is just that Josh O'Connor is adorbs... or is that ear-dorbs? Okay I'll stop. Do you watch The Crown? Thoughts?