He's a One Stop Gotcha Hot

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I was going to edit Keegan-Michael Key out of the above photo since the news is about Jordan Peele this morning but you kinda lose the joke if Keegan's not there with his little rocket, so he stays. And hey maybe KMK can play Candyman! Did I say Candyman? I did, I did say Candyman. I said Candyman because Jordan Peele is maybe going to remake Candyman. What?? I know. BD has the news that "he is in talks to produce a remake" so we'll try to tamp down on the "Jordan Peele is directing Candyman right now it will be out tomorrow and it stars Oprah!" headline baiting, but still. It could be pretty exciting if it does happen, given the fine ability Peele showed with Get Out to tie racial tensions together with horror anxieties and that's exactly what Candyman is all about. Watch this space...

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