Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Why We Need a New Robin Hood Movie

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Not that Taron Egerton moaning in long-johns really has anything to do with the idea of "Robin Hood" but I'm willing to go the extra mile and think up excuses in exchange for just that. Here's a good one: in this scenario I will be the "rich" that Taron takes from and his co-star Jamie Dornan can be the "poor" that he gives it to? Just as Howard Pyle intended! Merry adventures, indeed.

Anyway yes they released a new trailer for this Robin Hood thing today - if you missed the first one, which involved Taron doing some half-naked manual labor click here - and that's where these gifs are from. This trailer's longer than the previous one and gives you all the set up, because there might be people in 2018 who don't know what Robin Hood is about, I guess? This one's for you, Ignoramuses!

Who am I kidding - Taron is for all of us.
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Robin Hood is out on November 21st, making it the number one movie to avoid having to talk to your awful relatives over Thanksgiving with. Just get full on popcorn and then jerk off in your car in the parking lot afterwards - it'll be a real holiday miracle.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did they change the setting to avoid having the actors in tights? Wouldn't surprise me seeing the trend in films/series of recent times - Tarzan / White Queen.

Anonymous said...

Did Robin Hood steal from the The Gap?

Anonymous said...

Taron is such a tease--and boy, does he know it!

Aquinas1220 said...

God this looks awful... Seems like they're stealing from Guy Ritchie's wretched "King Arthur" and I can only ask "why???"

Anonymous said...

That last gif with the VNL (visible nipples line) is all I need from this movie.