Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Martin Vanger: Let me ask you something? Why don't people trust their instincts? They sense something is wrong, someone is walking too close behind them... You knew something was wrong but you came back into the house. Did I force you, did I drag you in? No. All I had to do was offer you a drink. It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain. But you know what? It is. And they always come willingly. And then they sit there. They know it's all over just like you do but somehow they still think they have a chance. Maybe if I say the right thing? Maybe if I'm polite. If I cry, if i beg. And when I see the hope draining from their face like it is from yours right now. I can feel myself getting hard. You know, We're not that different, you and I. We both have urges, satisfying mine requires more towels.

A happy 67 to the great Stellan Skarsgård, an actor we take terribly for granted, and not just because from his loins sprang forth the finest generation of Swedish meatballs the world has ever seen...

Have I ever made us "Do Dump or Marry" his sons
Gustaf, Bill and Alex? Well if I did it wasn't lately
so let's do that in the comments!
In related news there's the trailer for the latest Lisbeth Salander movie, this time around starring Claire Foy as the titular "Girl" and from director Fede Alvarez, who gave us the better than it shoulda been Evil Dead reboot as well as the super fun thriller Don't Breathe. He's what's got me excited about this, although Claire Foy is proving a winner too. The whole cast is killer, with Blade Runner stand-out Sylvia Hoeks, LaKeith Stanfield, Claes Bang, and sexy Swede Sverrir Gudnason stepping in for Daniel Craig...

I really loved the David Fincher movie 
but I'm trying to keep an open mind.
The shelves are helping!


AxFromMN said...

Do Alex, because True Blood (
Marry Gus, because he seems the most normal
Dump Bill, because he always plays creepers (Hemlock Grove, It)

Adônis said...

I would do Alex 'cause you-know-exactly-why, marry Gustaf 'cause i love him so freaking much and dump Bill 'cause meh